The Shallow Man recently wrote about the differences between Dutch and American girls.So it’s only fair that I do the same for Dutch and American men.When some of the contestants were told that they were going further in the show, they shouted.“YESSSSS, WOOHOOOO, USA, USA.” Contrast this with the contestants of the Dutch version of this programme, who usually respond with a muted, “nou, wat leuk, ik ben door.” Which brings me to the subject of today’s post, the differences between Dutch and American men.She’ll still despise you, but if you refuse to argue with her, then that will make life so much easier. The Americans love their moms, guns and apple pie, not necessarily in that order. If you ever have to cook for an American, remember, quantity, not quality.
Tell her how grateful you are to be living in the denim covered workers paradise, known as Holland.
Ladies, you’ll never match up to his mother, so don’t even try.
No woman could possibly handle a deep fat fryer with the loving care of his mother.
I’ll say to my enemies, “guys, American footballers wear so much padding that I’m surprised that Tampax doesn’t sponsor the NFL.”The things I do for my readers!
There’s more chance of a Muslim becoming a member of Donald Trump’s cabinet, than a Dutchman paying the bill on the first date. Not because as some paranoid Dutch women believe “he’s after something,” it’s simply because that’s just the way it is. So what happens after you’ve been making whoopee with a Dutch or American man? Dutch men will usually call the next day, and might even see this as the start of a relationship.
Yes the bitterballen that you’ve deep fried are ok, but his mother does them so much better.